Michael Thorn
Editor-In-Chief

A dirty fucker and relentless crusader for your right to be different. Able to burn a candle at 3 ends and still have his fist elbow-deep in yours.

Troy Lee Hudson
Associate Editor

Troy's our special brain child. This perverted savant can flip from Top to bottom and back again while correcting your grammer in the process. No big deal? He does it with a ball gag firmly locked in place.

BJ Cavnor
Editor-at-Large

Writer, Photographer, Sex Worker, Anarchist… BJ will beat the crap out of you for being stupid, and then help you tend to the wounds. A total Alpha dog, his only regret is not being able to lick his own nuts. Fortunately, he has others do that for him.

Axel
Staff Illustrator

This world-class artist and uber-perverted studboy dreams up shit you've yet to contemplate. Touted as the next ‘Tom of Finland’—Axel's work is quickly becoming THE art to own. Trouble is, he smells as good as he looks… which limits the time he actually has to work.

DDog
Staff Illustrator

Joining AXEL in the graffix illustration dept., this talented tattoo artist, comic creator, and urban warfare specialist could make Ziggy look sexy.

Chris Anderson
Contributor

Chris saves our butts from time to time and, loyal like a dog, loves to sniff them as well!

Gene Mar
Advice Columnist

A friggin' “Bastard”—our little military fucker makes Genghis Khan look like Dear Abbey. His “Fuck it, I’ll do it myself” attitude proves he is an instigator bar-none though it leaves us wondering when he'll mount his next insurrection. He is more than happy to tell you what to do and where to go, and do so with your best interest in mind—even if you feel violated afterwards.

Bud
Staff Contributor

Our resident freak boy, this man can not only take cue balls up his hole but the entire pool table to boot. A straight-shooter and fuckin' all-around good guy, his columns are among Instigator’s most popular. Although he’d much rather be plugged and gagged, when Bud talks… people listen.

Rik Jammer
Staff Contributor

A self-described “sex addict,” this porn jockey has tales to make your cockhead cream. Open for anything, Rik is teaching us the advantages to being a true global slut!

Topher
Staff Contributor

Our former tweak-dog with a heart of gold proves there just may be life after crystal. Able to take a bullwhip, a biker’s fist, and whatever else you can throw his way (usually at the same time), Topher is often the bell of any fuckin' ball you put him at.

Marc
Contributor

Our resident bionic-boy, this robo-sexual is DEEP into the futuristic world of cyber play, but still human enough to give a damn about you.

Tattoo Chris
Promotions

Our favorite festivities fucko, he can take 400 of the HOTTEST, sweatiest pigs and pack them into any given warehouse on any given night. He's the one we go to for the 411 on all the pre-dawn fun… and the one we call to bail our skank asses outta jail.

Miguel
Customer Service/Operations

Miguel handles subscriptions & retail distribution - mainly 'cuz we got tired of writing things down on Post-Its & toilet paper. He did not believe us when we told him that washing the piss out of our rubber & waders was part of his actual job description. We like how Miguel gets into his work.

Jasun
Operations

Our coverboy for Issue 9, Jasun is a whiz at cracking codes, video edits, and mediating global jack sessions. In fact, he can do all three and still find a way to cop a feel.

Doug
Operations

We hate going anywhere without Dougie Dog. Not only does he make us laugh our asses off, he can lick them quite nicely as well. No one is more dependable than this fucker. We love Doug.