NEW DILDOS FROM OXBALLS USA

PRAIRIE DOG
This is seriously one of our all-time FAVORITE home companions! Its ergonomic shape is like YOGA for your butt. This angel is extremely flexible with a thin-2-thick ratio that will have you squirming like a Texas crack whore…

$136.00

BIKER
A smaller, more affordable version of the NOTORIOUS Boot-Boy that’s a MUST for that Wesco stompin’ hole-junkie in your life!

$87.00

THE NUT PLUG
OK… what hole-pig hasn’t tried to stick a HOT set of low-hangers up their shit shoot? It usually takes balls of steel, but you can do it without the annoying yelps of some ‘bad-ass’ Top being racked… Hell, you can even take `em to go!

$85.00

BUMP
This bad boy sends our eyes rolling back into our FUCKING sockets! Its 8 totally smooth nodules work your G-Spot like few others.  Twist it and just try not to go flippin’ NUTS…

$112.00

SLURP
This needs no explanation!  But we will say it works GREAT when combined with a hood and a MOUTHY bottom in bondage…

$88.00

H20-PROOF CASE
With all the Piss Parties, Rubber Nights, and slut-filled outings to the bars… we don’t always have a pocket to cram things into.  Taking a cue from our surfer buddies, we stamped our LOGO on this durable plastic case so you can stash your cash (condoms, IDs, smokes, etc.) and hang it around your neck or clip it to your belt.  And it looks LOADS better than a fucking fanny pack…
 
Black

$8.00

REVERSIBLE BIKE MASK
This latex bike mask from UK designers D.Vote is so unbelievably AWESOME… we just had to carry it for IML.  Not only is it REVERSIBLE, but easy to breathe through and extremely well-designed.  Black on one side and your choice of Silver, Yellow, or Brown on the other.  Wear it during sex as a "top-in-control" or "slutty-cunt-bottom."  Wear it out under a hoodie or motoX helmet and look messed-up SICK.  Wear it to the beach for a freaky-ass tan.  Whatever… these are so cool you’ll just want to wear it.
 
Black/Silver, Black/Yellow, Black/Brown

$69.00

PLATINUM GRADE SILICONE DILDOS 
These things are AMAZING.  You can wash, boil or deep-fat fry these fuckers… which makes cleaning a breeze and they feel super sensuous!  Virtually indestructible.  Made by the men at OxBalls – these artistically hand-sculpted ass rockets are the first in our NEW line of HUGE Poles 4 SERIOUS Holes!  A life-time of ass lovin’ with these joy toys...  no doubt leaving you dripping for MORE.

For novelty purposes ONLY
 
“BOOTBOY”
is a 7lb monster that will kick the living shit out of any biker.  A MUST for that special boot fanatic in your life!   (Yeah, it’s pricey but it’ll be the Jewel of your collection!  Plus, we’re offering it to you pigs at a special discounted price available NO where else!) 16” tall x 11” around. $540.00

“LOG”
While it may look like CRAP, this 9” turd feels oh-so-good coming out as it does going IN.  Stores around the world LOVED this… they just didn’t have the balls to actually sell it!  So we now have the EXCLUSIVE rights to it.  Fuck them.  And fuck the shit out of your man while you’re at it…  Already a favorite with dirty bastards! $98.00

HOT COPS – Gay Erotic Stories (Cleis Press)
Many of you have begged us relentlessly for an “Instigator” book of hard, sleazy, quality fiction. We’ll eventually pump one out when we sober up, but until then – this should keep your dicks dripping nicely!  HOT COPS is a collection of short stories guaranteed to help you squeeze loads of jizz with stories from some of the most infamous names in queer fiction today!  Packed with just-plain-WRONG tales of tough-guys with badges and thugs on the wrong side of the law, Shane Allison’s compilation was horny enough to get our loads spewin’… so we’re offering it up to you!  Seriously, the BEST set of short stories we’ve read this side of the pokey.

$14.95

THE INSTIGATOR T V1.2 (Limited Edition)
Proudly announce to the world that you take crap from NO ONE!  Our first T-shirt sold out FAST.  Now, this second offering – a tight navy blue T (cuz’ we all have enough black ones) has a striking white gasmask design smacked right on top of our notorious ‘Spiked I’ logo!   And if you’re like us, you HATE running into some dude wearing the same thing.  So we made the decision that ALL Instigator T-Shirts would be limited to 100 runs!   We know you appreciate this little fact.  Otherwise, you’d be wearing American Apparel and reading OUT.  Collect them all!

S/M/L  $20.00

THE GEAR BAG
This kick-ass leather gear bag was made for us by the men at ROUGH TRADE GEAR and specially priced for our readers. Made from AAA quality cowhide — it's durable, supple, & holds a FUCK LOAD of toys! Bring it to the gym or your trick's place. Extra-strength nylon stras and thick zips make sure your gear style stays put! We cram a LOT into ours and they've held up even through British customs!

If you travel like a pig, travel in style!

Trim options: red, blue, grey, hunter green, yellow, and brown

$199.00

THE INSTIGATOR HOOD
This first item in our Instigator Gear Line! Made exclusively for us by those animals at RubberDawg out of TOUGH rubber and molded to fit 3 different size ego trips. This killer hood is GREAT for breath control or just looking friggin' intimidating as FUCK! Zip-backed for EZ on and off. Not for the sqeamish! (KINDA like your sex, huh?)

To determine your size, measure around your head above your ears where you would wear your hat. Use the chart below to determine your size. If your head size falls in between two sizes, we strongly recommend you choose the larger size.

$189.00

INSTIGATOR DOG TAG
The hottest piece of jewelry at IML! You too can show the world you're a sex-junkie-instigator with style! Other guys carry those cheap-ass aluminum dog tags, but that shit ain't good enuf 4 our boys! So the fuckers from STEELWERKS EXTREME tooled-up these SOLID, stainless steel puppies that got us totally boned! Hot enuf 2 satisfy even the most brutal stud. Cool enuf 2 get u laid. Makes a great gift — plus, it helps support your favorit smut rag, too!

$20.00

CHEMICAL GLOVES
We got a shipment of SOFT, flexible rubber gloves. Awesome for industrial ASSPLAY or rubbered up sewer-stompin... Great for pigs on a budget who dig getting greasy.

Do you wanna get greasy?

Rubber up!

$6.00