SERIOUSLY AWESOME
HERBAL COCK-ROCK THIS is the REAL DEAL! WE CANNOT SAY ENOUGH GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS PRODUCT. We’ve tried an ass-load of the "herbal-Viagra" crap and never really got, well... an ASS LOAD. So, we stuck to the real stuff, but never cared for the hassle nor the price of the prescriptions. Then we came (and with the help of this little miracle – several times) to find ROCK HARD EXTREME. With just ONE of these ALL NATURAL herbal capsules, we can be overworked, over-played, over-HIV medicated, under-rested, over 3 muscle-butts, or under 1 midwestern gymnast... And be Raring2GO for up to 3 days!* Remember that boner you used to get when you were 18!?!! Yeah. It's THAT good. Jack had his magic bean stalk... now you can, too! Kosher & Made in the USA. (*based on in-house staff trials)
THE FUCK ME BELT We got sick of Tops grabbing us by the ears when screwing the living daylights out of us. Or worse, holding on to the seat of our chaps which only stretches those bad boys in all the WRONG ways. We also wanted something that could wrap around the Tops to give us bottom boys something to anchor ourselves to when licking butt. Basically, we needed it HARDER ...so we designed the Instigator "Fuck ME Belt!"
Made from the FINEST quality leather, our NEW whore-harness has an inner-cumberbund of padded garment leather that’s quilted for stability and style. Triple latigo belts adjust in the front to insure a durably TIGHT fit. The large D-RINGs on each side give the TOP (or bottom) something to anchor himself to – maximizing his ability to remain right with the ACTION! Looks HOT over JOCKS or JEANS for that hard-core GEARed-up look, too.
"PLANET GAY XXXpress" Vol 1 Fresh from the Queerest Galaxy in the Universe… Comes a Comic so SLEAZY… so RIPE with MANSTANK… it’ll have your pocket rocket shooting past the rings of Uranus! Gravity Faggot’s virgin voyage is a HOT and HILARIOUS sexcapade packed to the appendix with uncanny erections, muscular manbeasts, super-stretched holes, and unbelievable cum shots.
For less than the price of a cracked-out hooker, you’ll get 36 FULL-COLOR pages of HIGH QUALITY cartoon ass-fuckery that’s bound to keep you wanking furiously & laughing hysterically like Commander Höek down with space MADNESS!
$8.95
Winged Gas Mask, Pit Stop,
and Howl T-Shirts
Look super-sweet in these AWESOME sleazy T-shirts from the Gravity Fag boys! Printed on fine AMERICAN APPAREL T’s, these high-quality shirts are the HOTTEST… most underground things around! And for just over 2 Jackson’s …you can’t look any cooler. They’ll definitely get you noticed and help strike up more flirty conversations than anything else stuffed in your closet!
S/M/L/XL $20.00 (Gas Mask Olive/Black $18)
H20-PROOF CASE With all the Piss Parties, Rubber Nights, and slut-filled outings to the bars… we don’t always have a pocket to cram things into. Taking a cue from our surfer buddies, we stamped our LOGO on this durable plastic case so you can stash your cash (condoms, IDs, smokes, etc.) and hang it around your neck or clip it to your belt. And it looks LOADS better than a fucking fanny pack…
Black
$8.00
REVERSIBLE BIKE MASK
This latex bike mask from UK designers D.Vote is so unbelievably AWESOME… we just had to carry it for IML. Not only is it REVERSIBLE, but easy to breathe through and extremely well-designed. Black on one side and your choice of Silver, Yellow, or Brown on the other. Wear it during sex as a "top-in-control" or "slutty-cunt-bottom." Wear it out under a hoodie or motoX helmet and look messed-up SICK. Wear it to the beach for a freaky-ass tan. Whatever… these are so cool you’ll just want to wear it.
Black/Silver, Black/Yellow, Black/Brown
$69.00
HOT COPS – Gay Erotic Stories (Cleis Press)
Many of you have begged us relentlessly for an “Instigator” book of hard, sleazy, quality fiction. We’ll eventually pump one out when we sober up, but until then – this should keep your dicks dripping nicely! HOT COPS is a collection of short stories guaranteed to help you squeeze loads of jizz with stories from some of the most infamous names in queer fiction today! Packed with just-plain-WRONG tales of tough-guys with badges and thugs on the wrong side of the law, Shane Allison’s compilation was horny enough to get our loads spewin’… so we’re offering it up to you! Seriously, the BEST set of short stories we’ve read this side of the pokey.
$14.95
THE GEAR BAG
This kick-ass leather gear bag was made for us by the men at ROUGH TRADE GEAR and specially priced for our readers. Made from AAA quality cowhide — it's durable, supple, & holds a FUCK LOAD of toys! Bring it to the gym or your trick's place. Extra-strength nylon stras and thick zips make sure your gear style stays put! We cram a LOT into ours and they've held up even through British customs!
If you travel like a pig, travel in style!
Trim options: red, blue, grey, hunter green, yellow, and brown
$199.00
THE INSTIGATOR HOOD
This first item in our Instigator Gear Line! Made exclusively for us by those animals at RubberDawg out of TOUGH rubber and molded to fit 3 different size ego trips. This killer hood is GREAT for breath control or just looking friggin' intimidating as FUCK! Zip-backed for EZ on and off. Not for the sqeamish! (KINDA like your sex, huh?)
To determine your size, measure around your head above your ears where you would wear your hat. Use the chart below to determine your size. If your head size falls in between two sizes, we strongly recommend you choose the larger size.
$189.00
INSTIGATOR DOG TAG
The hottest piece of jewelry at IML! You too can show the world you're a sex-junkie-instigator with style! Other guys carry those cheap-ass aluminum dog tags, but that shit ain't good enuf 4 our boys! So the fuckers from STEELWERKS EXTREME tooled-up these SOLID, stainless steel puppies that got us totally boned! Hot enuf 2 satisfy even the most brutal stud. Cool enuf 2 get u laid. Makes a great gift — plus, it helps support your favorit smut rag, too!
$20.00
CHEMICAL GLOVES
We got a shipment of SOFT, flexible rubber gloves. Awesome for industrial ASSPLAY or rubbered up sewer-stompin... Great for pigs on a budget who dig getting greasy.
Do you wanna get greasy?
Rubber up!
$6.00
Check back regularly for hot new deals on cool ass gear!
Products are sold by Instigator Magazine via reputable third party manufacturers for novelty purposes ONLY.
Instigator Magazine is not repsonsible for their unlawful, unsafe, or improper use.
If you're a gear merchant and have something you think our men want, hit us up!
We may include your item/s in our "Q Cool Shit" section of the magazine, too!
Just be prepared to offer us a KILLER deal to reach our rabid fanbase...
Fresh from the Queerest Galaxy in the Universe… Comes a Comic so SLEAZY… so RIPE with MANSTANK… it’ll have your pocket rocket shooting past the rings of Uranus! Gravity Faggot’s virgin voyage is a HOT and HILARIOUS sexcapade packed to the appendix with uncanny erections, muscular manbeasts, super-stretched holes, and unbelievable cum shots.
For less than the price of a cracked-out hooker, you’ll get 36 FULL-COLOR pages of HIGH QUALITY cartoon ass-fuckery that’s bound to keep you wanking furiously & laughing hysterically like Commander Höek down with space MADNESS!
THE INSTIGATOR HOOD 
INSTIGATOR DOG TAG 
